Tuesday, December 26, 2006

You Can Lead a Llama, But Watch Where You Step

You can't wear a crucifix into an elementary school classroom these days, or even wish your teacher the forbidden, "Merry Christmas", but it's OK to bring in a llama to a grade six classroom. Even if it poops all over the place. Which I have it on good authority, it did.


Dr. Bombay said...

Must've been a lliberal llama. They've been pooping in our schools for decades.

paramedicgirl said...

But this is Canada. We're a little behind the US. This llama has only been pooping in our schools for two years, now.

Dr. Bombay said...

That's the trouble with lliberals and llamas. They're both almost impossible to housebreak.

I'd suggest diapers, but the lliberals would probably consider that a turn on. Yuck.