Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Just a Little Fun!

Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.


If you are obsessive- compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid- delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace the call.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you what number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No one will answer.

3 comments:

Terry Nelson said...

I've seen this before but it never fails to crack me up!

marilena said...

haw! that's good! if your an oc press one! ha! that's me! presss press press press...

Feathered Friends said...

iam stuck! press 1, press 1, press 1...