Only children could come up with quotes this funny! Here's a few of them, but to read the rest, you need to head over to Karin's blog, at Wife and Mom of Two.
Maybe Cain and Abel would not kill each other so much if they had their own rooms. It worked with my brother.
I bet it is very hard for You to love all of everybody in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it.
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"? Because if you did, then I'm going to fix my brother.