KATHY GRIFFIN ''I'm looking at that statue right now and I just...I carry it everywhere. I take it to the bathroom'."
From Kathy Griffin's interview with Entertainment Weekly, following her Emmy win:
And when you did win, you pointedly did not thank Jesus in your acceptance speech, right?How'd the crowd react when you said that?
Here's what I said exactly: ''A lot of people get up here and thank Jesus for helping them win this award, but I have to say nobody has been less helpful in getting me to this moment than Jesus. I don't know what I ever did to him, I just think he doesn't like me that much, and if he had his way, Caesar Milan would be holding this statue right now, but he's not and I am! So I guess all I can really say is, 'Suck it, Jesus! This statue is my God now!'''
They actually laughed! So that's been so great about the D-List show. It's so great that people know, like, I'm actually kidding. So it was great to not get booed off the stage and have people throw burning crosses at me. I don't think you can bring a burning cross to the Emmys. It was like, ''Oh good, they're finally getting that I'm just kidding.''