From the mouth of a babe

This was sent to me by Manfred - it's so funny I had to share it!

A grandfather watched his granddaughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little granddaughter was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.He went over to her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Grandpa, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her Grandfather replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her Grandfather answered. "So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No," her Grandfather replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs." The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California but we're not having any of that crap in Alabama!