Monday, October 22, 2007

Monkey Business


Thanks to the internet we can now prove with absolute certainty that Darwin's theory of evolution is a load of rubbish. How, you wonder?

According to the Darwinians
, a million monkeys at a million keyboards could eventually produce the complete works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know that is not true. Just look at all the monkeys sitting at keyboards every day and what they are producing!

10 comments:

Divine Mercy said...

lol

Samantha said...

Oh my! That is soooo true. I produce a load of rubbish everyday!

AquinaSavio said...

Notice that scientist have to train monkeys to type...not the other way around.

^_^

uncle jim said...

gosh, i have a problem ... i keep coming back to read more

Divine Mercy said...

today is my husbands baptism day. i made a post about it on my blog. feel free to drop by and leave a comment:)

ignorant redneck said...

Hmmmm--Maybe what is true for Monkys isn't true for humans, that infact, we aren't even able to produce good lit when the odds ffavor us by sheer chance?

In fact, just in case this is infact the proper explaination, I'm going to go eat a banana, and see if that doesn't improve my prose!

Tom in Vegas said...

Ah, yes, the Darwinians. If you are referring to the likes of Richard Dawkins, you'll win no favor with me.

Let me throw you this curve ball: Chardin thought evolution as something sacred and not just a mere biological process.

Tom

Terry Nelson said...

Yes - and I write Abbey Roads 1 and 2!

Vir Speluncae Orthodoxae said...

LOL!

tara said...

Very Funny!