Wednesday, November 05, 2008

Top Ten Predictions of Change for America

Obama represents change to America, like it nor not. Most will not, I suspect. He has said his first official act will be to sign the Freedom of Choice Act, a concession to Planned Parenthood who fully supported his candidacy - and millions more babies will die. What else will he do? Here are my top ten predictions of what changes will be forced on America.

10. Obama will get rid of the phrase "In God we trust," on American currency, and replace it with "In Change we hope."

9. The US will become fifty seven states under Obama's leadership, with the seven new ones coming from Kenya.

8. Firearms will be banned in America, so will the Fox network.

7. Joe Biden will step down from the Vice Presidency office and be replaced by Oprah Winfrey.

6. Under the tutelage of Bill Ayers, burning the American flag will become a ceremony at the White House.

5. The White House will change its name to the House of Hopeful Change.

4. The Pledge of Allegiance will be replaced with Michelle Obama's senior thesis.

3. Gay marriage will be entrenched as law in every state in the Union.

2. Obama will create a Planned Parenthood Hall of Fame, funded by American tax dollars, with a life size statue of Margaret Sanger as its focal point. Nomination criteria will be associated with how many abortions a woman has had or how many babies a doctor has killed. Its first inductee will be Dr. George Tiller, and the head office will be located in Kansas. Dr. Henry Morgentaler of Canada will gain honourary status in this new American institution.

1. Obama will finally locate his birth certificate - in Kenya, but with Kenya sporting the seven newest states in the Union, he will be legally allowed to stay in the Oval Office.

7 comments:

Joe of St. Thérèse said...

LOL! hilarious :) i needed a laugh for today :)

Simplex Vir said...

Nice job,

If I may be so kind as to add one,

Your local public schools will be renamed Re-education Centers.

Smiley said...

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.
Christ, the royal Master, leads against the foe;
Forward into battle see His banners go!

Refrain

Onward, Christian soldiers, marching as to war,
With the cross of Jesus going on before.

At the sign of triumph Satan’s host doth flee;
On then, Christian soldiers, on to victory!
Hell’s foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
Brothers lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.

Refrain

Like a mighty army moves the church of God;
Brothers, we are treading where the saints have trod.
We are not divided, all one body we,
One in hope and doctrine, one in charity.

Refrain

What the saints established that I hold for true.
What the saints believèd, that I believe too.
Long as earth endureth, men the faith will hold,
Kingdoms, nations, empires, in destruction rolled.

Refrain

Crowns and thrones may perish, kingdoms rise and wane,
But the church of Jesus constant will remain.
Gates of hell can never gainst that church prevail;
We have Christ’s own promise, and that cannot fail.

Refrain

Onward then, ye people, join our happy throng,
Blend with ours your voices in the triumph song.
Glory, laud and honor unto Christ the King,
This through countless ages men and angels sing.

Refrain

Karin said...

Sounds like America is headed the way of Canada PG

God help us, are the citizens of this country so stupid as to vote this man into office---wait I guess they are since they did!

Marilena said...

let us pray for obama's conversion. we do not know the fate of any mans soul. only God knows this. therefore, we should be praying for obama's conversion. as i said on my blog, maybe if he ever had a chance to sit down with our wonderful Holy Father, pope benedict xvi, and discussed life and love for our Lord, then perhaps he might have a change of heart towards the unborn. it is not up to us to decide this.

God's will will allow it to happen or not. in the mean time, we should be praying for him and all those who support abortion. recall Christ's words to Saint Faustina, the greater the sinner, the more right he has to God's mercy. don't forget this when you pray for anyone, not just obama.

Michael Leggett said...

The Last Time this happened, was in 1933, in Germany:

The Errors Committed were immense, leading to a tremendous downfall;

History repeats itself.

Leticia said...

I think you may look back on this list someday as prophetic.
You forgot one: the internet will be regulated, and our dissenting blogs will be silenced.
Better use this freedom while we still can.